here's johnny

"I tell Rep a story Jan Mulder told me: 'Johnny Rep was a fantastic player and such a great mouth. In one game I remember the referee, Frans Derks, our first gay referee, gave wrong offside decision. We were all arguing with him and then Johnny came over and said to him, very seriously, very aggressively: "Frans, you do that one more time and I won't give you a blow-job tonight." There was shocked silence for a second and the Frans burst out laughing. It was fantastic!"

("Brilliant orange: the neurotic genius of dutch football", David Winner)